How To Use Christmas Lights Year-Round (Without Being A Redneck)

How To Use Christmas Lights Year-Round (Without Being A Redneck)

We have a neighbor that not only leaves their Christmas lights up year-round, but uses them every night. Michelle wants to take a BB gun to each and every light. Wrestling the gun out of her hands, I explain to her that there's isn't a cure for redneck, and that they probably have bigger guns, so we should probably just let it happen and drive another road home as not to insight instant rage. Sure, they may or may not have big, dead trucks parked in their lawn as well, but you know, it's their prerogative, and since they are not living in our direct neighborhood, our house will not feel the … [Read more...]